All Hail the Golden Child
Every family swears there is a Golden Child. I decided to investigate the claims in our house. The results were loud, brutally honest, mildly concerning, and somehow still inconclusive.

Every family swears there is a Golden Child. I decided to investigate the claims in our house. The results were loud, brutally honest, mildly concerning, and somehow still inconclusive.

Parenting Noah means constantly guessing whether he does not understand or just does not feel like participating. Spoiler alert. He usually understands.

Noah has discovered the magic of behaving beautifully for everyone except the people who pay his bills. At school he is a community service hero who follows directions, completes every job and even earns awards. At home he turns into a teenager who stares at us as if we are speaking ancient Greek. His sisters recreated both versions in a hilarious video that proves we are not imagining things.

Noah gave it his all in the Corn Hole tournament today! When he finished, he sprinted straight toward the stadium, full of excitement, to give Ilyia and me the biggest high fives. Pure Noah joy in motion!

What was supposed to be a simple follow-up at Johns Hopkins turned into a negotiation, a strength demonstration, and a reminder that with Noah, even medical visits come with entertainment value. 💪
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